Libgatdob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Libgatdob created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgatdob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libgatdob, she will throw large rocks at you.

Libgatdob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Libgatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.