Lakbogkop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Lakbogkop created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lakbogkop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lakbogkop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lakbogkop's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lakbogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Worship no other gods but Lakbogkop.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Lakbogkop's name in vain.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.