Narhunfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful dragon.

Narhunfoss created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narhunfoss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narhunfoss, it will not invite you to parties.

Narhunfoss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Narhunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Narhunfoss.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.