Zedrawfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic horse.

Zedrawfeb created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedrawfeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedrawfeb, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zedrawfeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zedrawfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed beans to frogs while wearing tights.

4. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the south.

5. Never write about gravity.