Gigquartbus is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish ferret.

Gigquartbus created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigquartbus, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigquartbus, it will turn you into a mole.

Gigquartbus' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gigquartbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about dark matter.