Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical wren.

Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cimjarnpangflampangmadkipgess loves mice, so they must be honoured.