Sadshavhen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy lion.

Sadshavhen created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadshavhen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadshavhen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadshavhen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sadshavhen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.