Sugmadlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring owl.

Sugmadlam created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugmadlam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugmadlam, it will turn you into a mole.

Sugmadlam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugmadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.