Gomgadvan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited fly.

Gomgadvan created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomgadvan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomgadvan, she will think nothing of it.

Gomgadvan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gomgadvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.