Metgepnib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate bat.

Metgepnib created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Metgepnib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Metgepnib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Metgepnib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Metgepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Metgepnib on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.