Narlmonkonnar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet crane.

Narlmonkonnar created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlmonkonnar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narlmonkonnar, it will be very unhappy.

Narlmonkonnar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narlmonkonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Narlmonkonnar.