Homjaptab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous raccoon.

Homjaptab created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Homjaptab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homjaptab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homjaptab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Homjaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never wear orange ear rings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never go into purple rooms.