Mobcebzod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing fish.

Mobcebzod created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcebzod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobcebzod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mobcebzod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mobcebzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing red scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at nebulae.