Rilhenlab is a god.
It takes the form of a large, resourceful
giraffe.
Rilhenlab created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilhenlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Rilhenlab, it will turn you into a frog.
Rilhenlab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Rilhenlab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.
5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.