Rilhenlab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful giraffe.

Rilhenlab created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhenlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilhenlab, it will turn you into a frog.

Rilhenlab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rilhenlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.