Cussbastdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional duck.

Cussbastdiss created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastdiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussbastdiss, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cussbastdiss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cussbastdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Never write about gravity.