Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful dugong.

Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn, he will laugh at you.

Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. You must love Dimnulyakgamgamrilbitfarn.

3. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.