Mut is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured
otter.
Mut created the universe four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mut, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Mut, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Mut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Mut's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mut.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.