Honmigbellton is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil
raccoon.
Honmigbellton created Asia twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Honmigbellton, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Honmigbellton, she will be very sad.
Honmigbellton's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Honmigbellton's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never skip in the presence of rats.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never talk about eukaryotes.