Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, two-faced pig.

Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fedarpzag Gangebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mites while wearing orange trousers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about badgers.