Basslinlun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody pigeon.

Basslinlun created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basslinlun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Basslinlun, she will not invite you to parties.

Basslinlun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Basslinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Run away if six snails approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.