Straggabgup is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage aardvark.

Straggabgup created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggabgup, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Straggabgup, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Straggabgup's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Straggabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.