Meglambag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage wyrm.

Meglambag created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglambag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Meglambag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Meglambag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Meglambag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never play with disobedient children.