Cutstiktam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful scorpion.

Cutstiktam created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutstiktam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cutstiktam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutstiktam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cutstiktam's Holy Commandments

1. Cutstiktam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.