Gonwatjam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing bear.

Gonwatjam created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonwatjam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gonwatjam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gonwatjam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gonwatjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.