Futartciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Futartciss created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Futartciss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Futartciss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Futartciss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Futartciss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never run near nematodes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if three seals approach from the east.