Cud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful chinchilla.

Cud created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Worship no other gods but Cud.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.