Yikcepsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent walrus.

Yikcepsaf created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcepsaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikcepsaf, she will come to you in dreams.

Yikcepsaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikcepsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing hats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.