Vanbissfas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented shark.

Vanbissfas created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbissfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vanbissfas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vanbissfas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vanbissfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always help porpoises.