Bonshavcibsag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless horse.

Bonshavcibsag created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonshavcibsag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonshavcibsag, he will not care.

Bonshavcibsag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bonshavcibsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Bonshavcibsag must be the most important thing in your life.