Stangilsis is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, slow giraffe.

Stangilsis created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Stangilsis, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stangilsis, he will manifest in front of you.

Stangilsis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stangilsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stangilsis' name in vain.

2. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.