Stikhaslun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured raven.

Stikhaslun created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikhaslun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikhaslun, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stikhaslun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stikhaslun's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear kilts.