Gabcebqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient frog.

Gabcebqueeg created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcebqueeg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gabcebqueeg, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gabcebqueeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gabcebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.