Zimsabpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise raccoon.

Zimsabpang created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Zimsabpang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimsabpang, she will ignore you.

Zimsabpang's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zimsabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.