Negruttmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive donkey.

Negruttmil created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negruttmil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Negruttmil, she will destroy your favourite star.

Negruttmil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Negruttmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.