Davbesscip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless camel.

Davbesscip created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Davbesscip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davbesscip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Davbesscip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Davbesscip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Davbesscip.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Put Davbesscip first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.