Hanhudjin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking clam.

Hanhudjin created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhudjin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hanhudjin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hanhudjin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hanhudjin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hanhudjin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at black holes.