Cipgetgod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful raccoon.

Cipgetgod created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cipgetgod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipgetgod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cipgetgod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cipgetgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Cipgetgod.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.