Sakjiglib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous deer.

Sakjiglib created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakjiglib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakjiglib, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sakjiglib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sakjiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing orange skirts.

2. Do not take Sakjiglib's name in vain.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Sakjiglib on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.