Nigrot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous hydra.

Nigrot created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigrot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nigrot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nigrot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never paint your head white.