Milstanwik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Milstanwik created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milstanwik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milstanwik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Milstanwik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Milstanwik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Milstanwik loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your face.