Banyikdib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Banyikdib created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banyikdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banyikdib, it will turn you into a duck.

Banyikdib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Banyikdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing brown skirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.