Yarlflatsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking aardvark.

Yarlflatsog created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlflatsog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlflatsog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yarlflatsog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Yarlflatsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Yarlflatsog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Yarlflatsog first in all things.