Pingildag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying cow.

Pingildag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pingildag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pingildag, it will turn you into a dog.

Pingildag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pingildag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pingildag.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Pingildag loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt mites.