Tagbagrut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless elephant.

Tagbagrut created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagbagrut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagbagrut, she will turn you into a goat.

Tagbagrut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tagbagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tagbagrut.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tagbagrut on top of all buildings.