Cenflab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet dingo.

Cenflab created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenflab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenflab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cenflab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Cenflab loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.