Cengofgem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous ferret.

Cengofgem created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengofgem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cengofgem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cengofgem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cengofgem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Cengofgem five times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about planets.