Tonkyattgudyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy jellyfish.

Tonkyattgudyatt created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkyattgudyatt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonkyattgudyatt, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tonkyattgudyatt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tonkyattgudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

3. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.