Bagtinkim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong pigeon.

Bagtinkim created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagtinkim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bagtinkim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bagtinkim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bagtinkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bagtinkim.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never eat bark.