Liklithub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful otter.

Liklithub created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liklithub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liklithub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Liklithub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Liklithub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Liklithub.

2. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.