Flamdoggem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful gerbil.

Flamdoggem created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamdoggem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamdoggem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flamdoggem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flamdoggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your legs red.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flamdoggem.

5. Do not kill seals.